are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
Parent: You know, I didn’t have a cell phone or a computer when I was your age!
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
School and Tumblr photoset